Recognizing that I’m getting fat and lazy, and with a bum knee that’s bothering me, I’ve been looking around for other sports, and think I’ve found one: Water Polo. 30+ minutes of treading water, interrupted by sudden sprints around the pool and more treading water, only this time with as much of your torso out of the water as possible.
I could barely get out of the pool tonight after practice, but I felt great. As a bonus, the rest of the guys on the team are all insane. One asked me if I noticed that the pool was very warm tonight (Correct response, you peed in it too?) and the other one claimed he didn’t speak English for a while. Last week the tallest guy on the team claimed he was having an allergic reaction to Kung-Pow chicken, and by the end of the game his face was indeed covered in bumpy hives.
Why have you not responded to us????????????