My Hovercraft is Full of Eels

I bet my 11-year old nephew, Colin, fifty ($50) dollars that he couldn’t eat three bulbs of garlic. Really, I just thought that his breath would be so stinky that I’d laugh so hard spending $50 was worth it. Plus, I figured it would be the star video on his wedding night, part of the [...]

This makes a lot more sense if you read the next post first.

Too To any of my former English students who didn’t like my previous poem, well, tough. You’ll hate this one too. Some dude rearranged all the words he found on a bottle of Rolling Rock beer. Try this next time you’re . . [...]